plz talk dirty to me
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You may now shotgun with the bride
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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