even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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