Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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