I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
