the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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