Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
