New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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