Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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