five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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