That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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