There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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