You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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