WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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