sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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