we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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