Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
