Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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