You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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