"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
tell me about the eggs
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