Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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