You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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