Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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