Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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