we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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