I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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