How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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