bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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