If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
