if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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