I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think your dad took our porno
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
