Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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