Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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