I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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