exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
