I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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