the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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