You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I have tasted many bathrooms
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize