playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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