I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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