Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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