My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize