I have demons in me.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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