wat bout pragnant strippers??
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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