I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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