His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Your cock deserves a montage
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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