This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
