I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
