Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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