And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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