Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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