I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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