Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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