she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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